Wish Corruptor Game

Ok, this is an old but awesome game. The rules are you ruin the previous person's wish and then wish for something else.

For example...
Bill: I wish for a scooter.
BC: Granted, but you get smashed by an 18 wheeler while riding it.

I wish for a winning lotto ticket.
Tyler: Granted, but state and federal taxes skyrocket for one day and you owe the government all of it.
I wish for a lightsaber.

And there you go.

I'll start... I wish for a working ethernet port on my xbox.

granted but your xbox gets the E74 error

i wish for an early copy of modern warfare 2

granted but it gets jacked the next day

i wish for more money

granted but the money has been traced, and it happens to be stolen.

I wish for ppl to show up at the meeting today.

granted, but u cant connect to Xbox live

i wish for some pie

Granted but someone sticks a **** in it haha

I wish for a giant cup of pepsi

Granted, but i drank it and it was good.

i wish to be tenth prestige in Cod 4

Granted but your disc breaks

I wish for a Dodge Viper ACR

granted but it was just a hot wheel

I wish for my own private army

granted but they all betray you in the end

i wish for a drumset

granted but its a set of bongos

I wish to fly

granted but you fly so high you run out of oxygen to breath

i wish to punch someone in the face

granted but its your mom

I wish to be a ninja

Granted but you get stabbed by a samurai

I wish I had a 1967 Shelby GT 500

granted but theres a dead body in the trunk you get to go to jail


I wish for a dino

Granted but it eats your head

I wish for Sour Patches

granted, but they turn out to be soo sweet that u die from a sugar overdose.

i wish for a twinkie

granted but you choke on it and never eat them again

i wish to go to sleep

Granted, but you never wake up and your stuck in a Nightmare.

I wish for college to be fun.

granted, but after you wake up you realize that it was just a dream

i wish for a new computer

Granted but it evolves into a super computer trying to take over the world

I wish for money

granted, but your sent to prison for counterfeiting. have fun in cell Block C. See you in 5 to 10 good buddy. Remember if u cry in prison you'll have a boyfriend by noon.

i wish for a new mommy

Your new mommy is a robot that glitches and hits the f*ck outta you

I wish i had a gamertag like i love lamp

Granted, but after that xbox decides to ban you because "lamp" in some wierd language happens to be defined as "F*ck you, your mother f*cking c0cksucker". And you have to create a whole new gamertag. Say good bye to all your gamerscore.

I wish for a win wednesday on Cod4 with the Gamebattles Team.

I never accepted the match...we need to run a practice to see if everyone knows calls and shit

I wish for a pony